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SnuFF E​.​P.

by Mustard Men

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STUNTMAN MIKE my name is stuntman mike and i never ever give a shit danger is my middle name and this job i will never quit maybe il jump your house man , on my badass bike and when you see my land that shit you'll all be screaming stuntman mike. ℗© 2011 Mustard Men™. All Rights Reserved.
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Oddball 00:45
ODDBALL odd - ball yeah - he shot up the mall cut - his wrists in a bathroom stall you- blame you blame society i- can't i won't say the same. why did johnny fall apart? why did johnny play the parT? whos to blame? were all to blame? whos to blame? whos to blame. johnnys to blame. you-blame you blame -late night television its all- the same the same- with psycho vision he can't - hold on johnny is falling apart he can't -go on johnnys playing the part cindy didnt see it coming his mom and dad did not love him whos to blame? were all to blame? whos to blame? whos to blame. johnnys to blame. ℗© 2011 Mustard Men™. All Rights Reserved.
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Skate 00:43
SKATE S K A T E a board with wheels is all i need il skate until the day i die or until i can no longer ride my S K A T E B O A R D SKATEBOARD POLICE they chase me down but can't catch me manager yells tells me to leave il skate whereever i please - mother fucker S K A T E B O A R D SKATEBOARD! ℗© 2011 Mustard Men™. All Rights Reserved.
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AFTER INITIAL DATE SEX Well I went to a local bar last night and a little lady caught my eye, Well I said hey there pretty baby can I buy you a drink and maybe we’ll go home together tonight, She said well of course you can cause I’m awful thirsty and you’re such a gentleman, Well I said thank you very much but it’s time to go can I please take you by the hand, So we drove to my house and laid down by the fire, all night long we laughed and kissed and satisfied our desires. And then the morning came and it was time to go I said pack your bags baby and get ready to roll, Put your shit in my trunk and I’ll take you home, well we pulled up beside her house, I said I hope you had fun bitch now get the fuck out, she said you know you can be a real big dick I said baby you don’t even know the half of it. Well before you get too far there’s a little something you should know, I implanted something deep in you baby and now it’s starting to grow, I gave her aids. Yeah that’s right AIDS. AIDS, AIDS, AIDS Well I wanna go around the world, given my AIDS to every pretty girl. Well I don’t even care about your health, just come on pretty baby and spread the wealth. Well I’ve come too far now to let you go by, all I wanna do baby is make you cry. Well I’ve come too far now to ever give up, I hate this fucking world and I’ve had enough. I’ll give you AIDS. AIDS, AIDS, AIDS. ℗© 2011 Mustard Men™. All Rights Reserved.
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BRIGHT LIGHTS They came from above Bright Lights Insight Don't know where from All I know is we all better run Cause theres no place to hide Just face it, we're all gunna die Whats that sound? O NO! Its those god damn KLOWNS! KILLER KLOWNS! KILLER KLOWNS! KILLER KLOWNS! from OUTER SPACE!!! There Here Right Now, They started there Landing, They'll Turn us all into Cotton Candy. KILLER KLOWNS! KILLER KLOWNS! KILLER KLOWNS! from OUTER SPACE!!! No place to go, no place to hide, those killer klowns are going to eat us alive! KILLER KLOWNS! KILLER KLOWNS! KILLER KLOWNS! from OUTER SPACE!!! ℗© 2011 Mustard Men™. All Rights Reserved.
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ELEPHANT SONG Is life supposed to feel this routine hiding the paths that i cant see i want it, i fiend it, i need it now with no guide to show me how a hypno show has been revealed to me made to make us assume this is how life's supposed to be with true intentions and no time to wait i don't know how much more i can take give me a signal to let me know to go paralyzed by what we know give or take, they'll take every time riding on a dying lie in the end i know I'm not alone the paths are many and now are shown the jig is up and i understand its time to wake up its eight a.m.
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Eight A.M. 01:33
EIGHT A.M. Get Up, Get Dressed Go to school, Go to class Get good grades, Graduate go to college, get a job buy a house, live your life. Fall into place now switch it up every hour all the things that in your mind have no power its time to go now, time to give a fuck you don't need that when all you need is luck. everyday now you do the same old thing getting by what you call your american dream you set your standards low and your dreams even lower living with regret now really blows Fall into place now switch it up every hour all the things that in your mind have no power its time to go now, time to give a fuck you don't need that when all you need is luck. GO! ℗© 2011 Mustard Men™. All Rights Reserved.
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SEXUAL HARASSMENT Well a lady at her work, her boss is a fuckin’ jerk, Always tryin’ to tease and flirt, Always tryin’ to look up her skirt, When he tries to grab your crotch, Kick him in the dick and take him down a notch? Right! Sexual harassment! Never give up scream and fight! Fight for what u know is right! Sexual harassment! Well a women at her job, Her boss is a fuckin’ slob, Always staring at her tits, So show him you're sick of it, When he tries to cop a feel, kick him in the dick stiletto heel? Right! Well a lady at her place of business, Man her managers fuckin’ worthless, Says her uniform is a mess, He just wants to see her undress, He says take it off right here, take a pencil stab him in the ear! ℗© 2011 Mustard Men™. All Rights Reserved.
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BOX-OFFICE SLUT Michael Bay fucking sucks He's a dick-less piece of chicken shit i hope that he falls off a cliff and after he has fallen to his doom he'll get ripped apart and eaten by rabid raccoons cause Michael bay fucking sucks a real butt-fuck, a box-office slut cause Michael bay fucking sucks his movies really fucking suck Michael Bay you fucking suck Michael Bay fucking sucks I want to take a real big shit and put it in his mailbox cause i hate the stupid movies that that assholes makes i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you Michael Bay cause Michael bay fucking sucks a real butt-fuck, a box-office slut cause Michael bay fucking sucks his movies really fucking suck Michael Bay you fucking suck ℗© 2011 Mustard Men™. All Rights Reserved.
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Doprah 01:22
DOPRAH Oprah has important things to say According to her Network show and all those magazines don't want my mom to be a Winfrey zombie Hand me over that remote control and take Oprah off my TV. Oprah you suck Doprah you suck Oprah you suck Doprah you suck ℗© 2011 Mustard Men™. All Rights Reserved.

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"SNUFF" A 10 Track E.P. by Mustard Men to be released October 14, 2011. This E.P. is sure to pack more of a punch than Bruce Lee or Captain Falcon. Mustard Men's "SnuFF" was recorded LIVE with Barrett of TreeCity Studios on Reel-to-Reel Analog Tape. The sampling rate of infinity helped capture the intense Velociraptor sound that fateful day.

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released October 14, 2011

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The Mustard Men started in February of 2009 in a suburban Joliet basement. Mustard Men is a Punk Rock band.

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