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MUSTARD MEN

by Mustard Men

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    8 Panel Color Booklet w/ Lyrics
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1.
NOTHING TO DO lost my job man- my boss is a fuckin jerk now i spend my time with mr. spock and captain kirk a marathon- lasting all night long ill push the volume up to listen to the theme song and I dont have a story to tell bruised but not broken- and feelin' like hell. i got time now but theres nothin to do. ill just sit around watching cartoons. and i dont have a story to tell bruised but not broken- livin in a shell no-one can come in,but i can just peek through life can be a drag when theres nothin to do i seek relief from this constant nothing i seek the cheif and it makes nothing into somthing i stick the icky green stick it to a kingpin its all clearer after a couple of hits and I dont have a story to tell bruised but not broken- and feelin' like hell. i got time now but theres nothin to do. ill just sit around watching cartoons. and i dont have a story to tell bruised but not broken- livin in a shell no-one can come in,but i can just peek through life can be a drag when theres nothin to do nothing to nothing to there's nothing to do ℗© 2010 Mustard Men™. All Rights Reserved.
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No I.D. 01:43
NO I.D Well I went on down to the liquor store, Had my fill already but I wanted one more, Well I thought as I walked there on my way, if she asked for ID what would I say, Well I walked right in that place, Grabbed some beer put a smile on my face, She said she could not serve me simply because, I have no id! Well I headed home from the liquor store, Grabbed my gun cause baby this is war, Hatched a little plan to settle the score, And headed back to the liquor store once more. Well I walked right in that place, Put my gun right in her face, Now what I want I’ll take for free, So now you see I need no ID Well I walked right in that place, Put my gun right in her face, Now what I want I’ll take for free, So now you see I need no ID Well it’s amazing what you can get for free With a little armed robbery, Lots and lots of free beer for me, So now you see I need no ID ℗© 2010 Mustard Men™. All Rights Reserved.
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WASTE OF TIME sittin here all strung out pointless words coming out, out a mouth i want to listen but i just do not care can't help myself i can only stare why do i always think of this as waste of time waste of time why do i always see myself in waste of time waste of time not by choice but by force waste of time waste of time iam sick of all this wasted time sittin here, not a though in my head bored till numb, better off dead time moves slower when your all strung out words in my head that only shout why do i always think of this as waste of time waste of time why do i always see myself in waste of time waste of time not by choice but by force waste of time waste of time iam sick of all this wasted time ℗© 2010 Mustard Men™. All Rights Reserved.
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BABY YOUR AS COLD AS ICE Baby you’re dressed to impress me, But I must confess I see a lady in distress, Baby, Every time I look your way, U just walk the other way. Baby yeah I’m hip to your game, Girl u know that I think I’m lame, But baby we aint the same, No I aint that tame. Every time I look your way, U just look the other way. Well baby you know your cold as ice, You know u’d better start taking my advice, Well u better start acting nice, Yeah baby you know your cold as ice. Well I know your fine, But I’m about to lose my mind, You’re holding all the signs, But you aint got the time. Every time I look your way, U just walk the other way. Well if I may be so bold, I wanna tell you your cold, All I want is a woman to hold, And you aint sold. Every time I look your way, U just look the other way. Well baby you know your cold as ice, Yeah baby you know you’d better start taking my advice, Well u better start acting nice, yeah baby you know your cold as ice. Well baby you know your cold as ice, Yeah baby you know you’d better start taking my advice, Well u better start acting nice, Yeah baby you know cold as ice. ℗© 2010 Mustard Men™. All Rights Reserved.
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PIZZA BEFORE SLUMBER SHAPES SEEN VIVID COLORS STARE AT YOU LIKE A TWISTED IMAGE SELF IDENTITY TRAPPED BETWEEN TWO EYES THAT HIDE REALITY IS CREATING PICTURES THAT ONE HIDES, SUBSIDES INTO THE UNCONSCIOUS MIND COLORS RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN SEE YOU ALWAYS IMAGINED THAT THEY WOULD YOU CONCLUDE IN YOUR VALOR IN WHICH YOU DO RUN FROM THEM RUN AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU RUN AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS ℗© 2010 Mustard Men™. All Rights Reserved.
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BRAIN SQUEEZE Brain Squeeze Please its seems iam screaming on my knees for that brain squeeze baby yea that brain squeeze baby if i hold my breath tie a BELT around my neck to get what i need all i need is all they want is all they want is a more more more all they want is dope to score squeeze the brain to fuck there head dope fiend dead head all they want is a more more more all they want is dope to score squeeze the brain to fuck there head dope fiend dead head all they want is a more more more all they want is dope to score squeeze the brain to fuck there head dope fiend dead head all they want is a more more more all they want is dope to score squeeze the brain to fuck there head dope fiend dead head ℗© 2010 Mustard Men™. All Rights Reserved.
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CHILDREN OF THE CORN Well we're all children of the corn, Scorned and told what is right, Follow the rules and don’t scream and fight, And you'll be alright, Well as children we are over medicated, Isolated, and under-estimated, But he who walks behind the rows, Has shown us the way. You reap what you sow, CHILDREN OF THE CORN! Now your rules they have to go, CHILDREN OF THE CORN! We won’t listen anymore, CHILDREN OF THE CORN! As your body's hit the floor, CHILDREN OF THE CORN! Well now, we know what to do, Do unto others as they do to you, Well Isaac has shown us the way, And now, we're gonna make them pay, For all their injustice and slavery, Now they will feel our pain. Well we killed the whole damn town, There’s no more adults around, Well we did what we knew was right, To protect our way of life, Don’t let the outlanders in, Or they'll corrupt us with their world of sin, He who walks behind the rows, Now protects us from our foes. CHILDREN OF THE CORN! ℗© 2010 Mustard Men™. All Rights Reserved.
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WHAT A REASON His destiny came with a postage stamp packed up and shipped off to camp he went in a boy came out a man went out to fight for his land now he's there day after day what he saw he'll never say what the man never shows i guess we will never know NEVER KNOW his life came back in a envelope now his family has to cope lost to war now goodbye son died a boy with a gun now he's there day after day what he saw he'll never say what the man never shows i guess we will never know NEVER KNOW ℗© 2010 Mustard Men™. All Rights Reserved.
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SUBURBAN VIGILANTE When you walk down the hallway you see red, Well you've got thoughts of murder and mayhem in your head, When you start to pull the gun out of your bag, Well you see me and realize you hit a snag, Suburban vigilante yeah that’s who I am, I’m just trying to help my fellow man, Well I’ll cheat steal lie and kill do what I can, I’m in this shit to win it and losing ain’t the plan, You’re a dirty pervert talking to some little girl online, Well she’s only thirteen but hey man you think that’s fine, You tell her to meet you down at the local park, You say come alone some time after dark, But I was there instead, Suburban vigilante yeah that’s who I am, I’m just trying to help my fellow man, Well I’ll cheat steal lie and kill do what I can, I’m in this shit to win it and losing ain’t the plan, Suburban vigilante yeah that’s who I am, Lying in the gutter a bloody broken man, But I still say to this very same day, It was all worthwhile no matter what price I paid. ℗© 2010 Mustard Men™. All Rights Reserved.
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Misanthrope 01:49
Misanthrope I am a man yet self-destructive nothing helps me to sEe what i am a misanthrope is not what i am but can be used as a means to understand We're not all that bad a contradiction is what is at hand we're not all that bad we're not all that bad But we are my friends, and its time to change its time to do things in a different way time is running short, patience wearing thin we got no chance in hell, in this world of shit I am a man yet self-destructive nothing helps me to sEe what i am a misanthrope is not what i am but can be used as a means to understand ℗© 2010 Mustard Men™. All Rights Reserved.
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More Brains 01:29
MORE BRAINS I awoke in my own grave, Got this urge i can't explain, Wanna get up get on the ground, I'am a been-dead zombie walking around All i want is brains brains brains Just give me a little taste All i want is brain brain brains So i can feel ok I awoke inside a box i want out, but i can't cause its locked Wanna get up, get on the ground Keep on knockin', but i get get out Cause i'am stuck in a box And i can't get out Get me out of this God damn box Get me out of the ground Get me out of this God damn box Get me out of the ground ℗© 2010 Mustard Men™. All Rights Reserved.
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UNCLE SCRATCH Well I’m the darkness that lurks behind, The darkest corners of your mind, After a while you'll get to know my style, I’m creepy and crawly very vile, Well I’ve made my home here and I plan to stay, so scream and cry but I won’t go away. I’m inside your head, I’m inside your brain, I’m inside your mind, And I’ve decided to stay. I’ll rot your brain from the inside out, Don’t you know what I’m talking about, Now with all these thoughts now within your head, When I’m done with you you'll wish you were dead. I’m inside your skull I’m inside brain I’m inside mind And I’ll drive you insane. Well I’m the boogey man and you can’t be saved, You understand that I’m here to say, I’m gonna haunt you for the rest of the night, So enjoy the last moments of your life. Cause I’m the boogeyman. ℗© 2010 Mustard Men™. All Rights Reserved.
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Dark Water 00:28
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JENNY GREEN TEETH Well if you go out at night, Don’t go by the water, Up on the shore rocks, That’s where they found her, She was only twelve years old, And left there to die, She’ll get her vengeance tonight. Well at the bottom of the lake, Where it’s dark and murky, She lies in await, Waiting down there for me. Jenny green teeth Is waiting at the bottom of the lake, For you, Down beneath the dark murky water, Underneath the moon. Don’t go by the water’s edge, Or up will pop her head, She’ll grab, won’t let go, no And drag you down below. Jenny green teeth Is waiting at the bottom of the lake, For you, Down beneath the dark murky water, Underneath the moon. ℗© 2010 Mustard Men™. All Rights Reserved.
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GOT NO ARCADE Walking home from school one day Pockets full of wasted change Have no place else to go I got no place to spend my dough Got no arcade No arcade Got No Arcade I need a place thats not my home got no place to call my own and when life gets really lame i got no screens to melt my brain Got no arcade No arcade Got No Arcade ℗© 2010 Mustard Men™. All Rights Reserved.
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Stressed 01:49
STRESSED All this stress driving me insane, Is all this pressure just in vain, Sometimes I feel like life is a game, I’m really freaking out so let me explain. Well I feel like I've been locked in a cage, All I feel is a constant rage, All the pressures of life coming down on me, I’m barely treading water, And I feel like I’m out at sea. Walls closing in on me, I feel like I’ll never get free, I’ve gotta get away, Get me out of this captivity. Well I’ve gotta get out of here, All this stress I can’t see clear, Can’t see the door right in front of me, gotta get out, kick the door down, gotta get free. Closing in on me, I feel like I’ll never get free, I’ve gotta get away, Get me out of this captivity. Walls closing in on me, I feel like I’ll never get free, I’ve gotta get away, Get me out of this captivity. ℗© 2010 Mustard Men™. All Rights Reserved.
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Numb & Dumb 01:38
NUMB & DUMB Its hard going on with these growing pains No sense of stability in my brain O Yeah But i keep on moving on My brain feels numb but i keep on moving on Its hard going on feeling really lame grew up lucked out just to stay the same O Yeah But i keep on moving on My brain feels dumb but i keep on moving on Lets go ℗© 2010 Mustard Men™. All Rights Reserved.
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IDC IDEOLOGY Well when we walk into the room everybody stares, Is it the way we look? If so I don’t care, So go ahead take another look, You think you read me like a book, But looks are known to deceive, I may not be what you perceive, I don’t care what you think of me, I don’t care what you think you see, Welcome to my world man, It’s IDC Ideology. I don't even care, i don't even care i don't care i don't care i don't even care Well when I walk down the street, I can’t help but feel the heat, From your eyes, from your stares, From all of your mean eyed glares, Stink eyes seem to loom on me, My outside is all you see, Well if you don’t like the way I am, Well then just let me be. I don't even care, i don't even care i don't care i don't care i don't even care Well when we walk into the room everybody stares, I DONT CARE! I DONT CARE! I DONT CARE! Is it the way we look if so I don’t care, I DONT CARE! I DONT CARE! I DONT CARE! So go ahead take another look, You think you read me like a book, But looks are known to deceive, This is what I believe, Stink eyes seem to loom on me, My outside is all you see, I know you don’t like who I am, So why don’t you just let me be. I don't even care, i don't even care i don't care i don't care i don't even care i don't care i don't care i don't care i don't even care ℗© 2010 Mustard Men™. All Rights Reserved.

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The Mustard Men (Self-Titled) is the result and celebration of the attention deficit. The Mustard Men have a sound that ranges from the 70's "The Germs" and "The Cramps" to the 80's "Big Boys" and "MinuteMen"and everything between. 18 Tracks of analog recorded ADD punk rock.

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released December 11, 2010

Recorded and Mixed by Barrett Gulzaldo of TreeCity Studios. Produced by The Mustard Men and Barrett Gulzaldo.

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Mustard Men Joliet, Illinois

The Mustard Men started in February of 2009 in a suburban Joliet basement. Mustard Men is a Punk Rock band.

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