MUSTARD MEN

by Mustard Men

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The Mustard Men (Self-Titled) is the result and celebration of the attention deficit. The Mustard Men have a sound that ranges from the 70's "The Germs" and "The Cramps" to the 80's "Big Boys" and "MinuteMen"and everything between. 18 Tracks of analog recorded ADD punk rock.

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released December 11, 2010

Recorded and Mixed by Barrett Gulzaldo of TreeCity Studios. Produced by The Mustard Men and Barrett Gulzaldo.

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Mustard Men Joliet, Illinois

The Mustard Men started in February of 2009 in a suburban Joliet basement. Mustard Men is a Punk Rock band.

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Track Name: Nothing to Do
NOTHING TO DO

lost my job man- my boss is a fuckin jerk
now i spend my time with mr. spock and captain kirk
a marathon- lasting all night long
ill push the volume up to listen to the theme song

and I dont have a story to tell
bruised but not broken- and feelin' like hell.
i got time now but theres nothin to do.
ill just sit around watching cartoons.

and i dont have a story to tell
bruised but not broken- livin in a shell
no-one can come in,but i can just peek through
life can be a drag when theres nothin to do

i seek relief from this constant nothing
i seek the cheif and it makes nothing into somthing
i stick the icky green stick it to a kingpin
its all clearer after a couple of hits

and I dont have a story to tell
bruised but not broken- and feelin' like hell.
i got time now but theres nothin to do.
ill just sit around watching cartoons.

and i dont have a story to tell
bruised but not broken- livin in a shell
no-one can come in,but i can just peek through
life can be a drag when theres nothin to do

nothing to

nothing to

there's nothing to do

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Track Name: No I.D.
NO I.D

Well I went on down to the liquor store,
Had my fill already but I wanted one more,
Well I thought as I walked there on my way,
if she asked for ID what would I say,

Well I walked right in that place,
Grabbed some beer put a smile on my face,
She said she could not serve me simply because,
I have no id!

Well I headed home from the liquor store,
Grabbed my gun cause baby this is war,
Hatched a little plan to settle the score,
And headed back to the liquor store once more.

Well I walked right in that place,
Put my gun right in her face,
Now what I want I’ll take for free,
So now you see I need no ID

Well I walked right in that place,
Put my gun right in her face,
Now what I want I’ll take for free,
So now you see I need no ID

Well it’s amazing what you can get for free
With a little armed robbery,
Lots and lots of free beer for me,
So now you see I need no ID

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Track Name: Waste of Time
WASTE OF TIME

sittin here all strung out
pointless words coming out, out a mouth
i want to listen but i just do not care
can't help myself i can only stare

why do i always think of this as
waste of time waste of time
why do i always see myself in
waste of time waste of time
not by choice but by force
waste of time waste of time
iam sick of all this
wasted time

sittin here, not a though in my head
bored till numb, better off dead
time moves slower when your all strung out
words in my head that only shout


why do i always think of this as
waste of time waste of time
why do i always see myself in
waste of time waste of time
not by choice but by force
waste of time waste of time
iam sick of all this
wasted time

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Track Name: Baby You're as Cold as Ice
BABY YOUR AS COLD AS ICE

Baby you’re dressed to impress me,
But I must confess I see a lady in distress,
Baby,
Every time I look your way,
U just walk the other way.

Baby yeah I’m hip to your game,
Girl u know that I think I’m lame,
But baby we aint the same,
No I aint that tame.
Every time I look your way,
U just look the other way.

Well baby you know your cold as ice,
You know u’d better start taking my advice,
Well u better start acting nice,
Yeah baby you know your cold as ice.

Well I know your fine,
But I’m about to lose my mind,
You’re holding all the signs,
But you aint got the time.
Every time I look your way,
U just walk the other way.

Well if I may be so bold,
I wanna tell you your cold,
All I want is a woman to hold,
And you aint sold.
Every time I look your way,
U just look the other way.

Well baby you know your cold as ice,
Yeah baby you know you’d better start taking my advice,
Well u better start acting nice,
yeah baby you know your cold as ice.


Well baby you know your cold as ice,
Yeah baby you know you’d better start taking my advice,
Well u better start acting nice,
Yeah baby you know cold as ice.

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Track Name: Pizza Before Slumber
PIZZA BEFORE SLUMBER

SHAPES SEEN VIVID
COLORS STARE AT YOU
LIKE A TWISTED IMAGE
SELF IDENTITY
TRAPPED BETWEEN
TWO EYES THAT HIDE
REALITY IS CREATING
PICTURES THAT ONE
HIDES, SUBSIDES
INTO THE UNCONSCIOUS MIND
COLORS RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN SEE
YOU ALWAYS IMAGINED THAT THEY WOULD
YOU CONCLUDE IN YOUR VALOR
IN WHICH YOU DO
RUN FROM THEM
RUN AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS
YOU MOTHER FUCKER
YOU RUN AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS

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Track Name: Brain Squeeze
BRAIN SQUEEZE

Brain Squeeze Please its seems iam screaming on my knees
for that brain squeeze baby yea that brain squeeze baby
if i hold my breath tie a BELT around my neck to get what i need

all i need is
all they want is

all they want is a more more more
all they want is dope to score
squeeze the brain to fuck there head
dope fiend dead head

all they want is a more more more
all they want is dope to score
squeeze the brain to fuck there head
dope fiend dead head

all they want is a more more more
all they want is dope to score
squeeze the brain to fuck there head
dope fiend dead head

all they want is a more more more
all they want is dope to score
squeeze the brain to fuck there head
dope fiend dead head

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Track Name: Children of Corn
CHILDREN OF THE CORN

Well we're all children of the corn,
Scorned and told what is right,
Follow the rules and don’t scream and fight,
And you'll be alright,
Well as children we are over medicated,
Isolated, and under-estimated,
But he who walks behind the rows,
Has shown us the way.

You reap what you sow,
CHILDREN OF THE CORN!
Now your rules they have to go,
CHILDREN OF THE CORN!
We won’t listen anymore,
CHILDREN OF THE CORN!
As your body's hit the floor,
CHILDREN OF THE CORN!

Well now, we know what to do,
Do unto others as they do to you,
Well Isaac has shown us the way,
And now, we're gonna make them pay,
For all their injustice and slavery,
Now they will feel our pain.

Well we killed the whole damn town,
There’s no more adults around,
Well we did what we knew was right,
To protect our way of life,
Don’t let the outlanders in,
Or they'll corrupt us with their world of sin,
He who walks behind the rows,
Now protects us from our foes.

CHILDREN OF THE CORN!

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Track Name: What a Reason
WHAT A REASON

His destiny came with a postage stamp
packed up and shipped off to camp
he went in a boy came out a man
went out to fight for his land
now he's there day after day
what he saw he'll never say
what the man never shows
i guess we will never know

NEVER KNOW

his life came back in a envelope
now his family has to cope
lost to war now goodbye son
died a boy with a gun
now he's there day after day
what he saw he'll never say
what the man never shows
i guess we will never know

NEVER KNOW

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Track Name: Suburban Vigilante
SUBURBAN VIGILANTE

When you walk down the hallway you see red,
Well you've got thoughts of murder and mayhem in your head,
When you start to pull the gun out of your bag,
Well you see me and realize you hit a snag,

Suburban vigilante yeah that’s who I am,
I’m just trying to help my fellow man,
Well I’ll cheat steal lie and kill do what I can,
I’m in this shit to win it and losing ain’t the plan,

You’re a dirty pervert talking to some little girl online,
Well she’s only thirteen but hey man you think that’s fine,
You tell her to meet you down at the local park,
You say come alone some time after dark,
But I was there instead,

Suburban vigilante yeah that’s who I am,
I’m just trying to help my fellow man,
Well I’ll cheat steal lie and kill do what I can,
I’m in this shit to win it and losing ain’t the plan,

Suburban vigilante yeah that’s who I am,
Lying in the gutter a bloody broken man,
But I still say to this very same day,
It was all worthwhile no matter what price I paid.

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Track Name: Misanthrope
Misanthrope

I am a man yet self-destructive
nothing helps me to sEe what i am
a misanthrope is not what i am
but can be used as a means to understand

We're not all that bad
a contradiction is what is at hand
we're not all that bad
we're not all that bad

But we are my friends, and its time to change
its time to do things in a different way
time is running short, patience wearing thin
we got no chance in hell, in this world of shit

I am a man yet self-destructive
nothing helps me to sEe what i am
a misanthrope is not what i am
but can be used as a means to understand

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Track Name: More Brains
MORE BRAINS

I awoke in my own grave,
Got this urge i can't explain,
Wanna get up get on the ground,
I'am a been-dead zombie walking around

All i want is brains brains brains
Just give me a little taste
All i want is brain brain brains
So i can feel ok

I awoke inside a box
i want out, but i can't cause its locked
Wanna get up, get on the ground
Keep on knockin', but i get get out

Cause i'am stuck in a box
And i can't get out

Get me out of this God damn box
Get me out of the ground
Get me out of this God damn box
Get me out of the ground

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Track Name: Uncle Scratch
UNCLE SCRATCH

Well I’m the darkness that lurks behind,
The darkest corners of your mind,
After a while you'll get to know my style,
I’m creepy and crawly very vile,
Well I’ve made my home here and I plan to stay,
so scream and cry but I won’t go away.

I’m inside your head,
I’m inside your brain,
I’m inside your mind,
And I’ve decided to stay.

I’ll rot your brain from the inside out,
Don’t you know what I’m talking about,
Now with all these thoughts now within your head,
When I’m done with you you'll wish you were dead.

I’m inside your skull
I’m inside brain
I’m inside mind
And I’ll drive you insane.

Well I’m the boogey man and you can’t be saved,
You understand that I’m here to say,
I’m gonna haunt you for the rest of the night,
So enjoy the last moments of your life.
Cause I’m the boogeyman.

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Track Name: Jenny Green Teeth
JENNY GREEN TEETH

Well if you go out at night,
Don’t go by the water,
Up on the shore rocks,
That’s where they found her,
She was only twelve years old,
And left there to die,
She’ll get her vengeance tonight.

Well at the bottom of the lake,
Where it’s dark and murky,
She lies in await,
Waiting down there for me.

Jenny green teeth
Is waiting at the bottom of the lake,
For you,
Down beneath the dark murky water,
Underneath the moon.

Don’t go by the water’s edge,
Or up will pop her head,
She’ll grab, won’t let go, no
And drag you down below.

Jenny green teeth
Is waiting at the bottom of the lake,
For you,
Down beneath the dark murky water,
Underneath the moon.


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Track Name: Got No Arcade
GOT NO ARCADE

Walking home from school one day
Pockets full of wasted change
Have no place else to go
I got no place to spend my dough

Got no arcade
No arcade
Got No Arcade

I need a place thats not my home
got no place to call my own
and when life gets really lame
i got no screens to melt my brain

Got no arcade
No arcade
Got No Arcade

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Track Name: Stressed
STRESSED

All this stress driving me insane,
Is all this pressure just in vain,
Sometimes I feel like life is a game,
I’m really freaking out so let me explain.

Well I feel like I've been locked in a cage,
All I feel is a constant rage,
All the pressures of life coming down on me,
I’m barely treading water,
And I feel like I’m out at sea.

Walls closing in on me,
I feel like I’ll never get free,
I’ve gotta get away,
Get me out of this captivity.

Well I’ve gotta get out of here,
All this stress I can’t see clear,
Can’t see the door right in front of me,
gotta get out, kick the door down,
gotta get free.

Closing in on me,
I feel like I’ll never get free,
I’ve gotta get away,
Get me out of this captivity.

Walls closing in on me,
I feel like I’ll never get free,
I’ve gotta get away,
Get me out of this captivity.

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Track Name: Numb & Dumb
NUMB & DUMB

Its hard going on with these growing pains
No sense of stability in my brain

O Yeah

But i keep on moving on
My brain feels numb but i keep on moving on

Its hard going on feeling really lame
grew up lucked out just to stay the same

O Yeah

But i keep on moving on
My brain feels dumb but i keep on moving on

Lets go

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Track Name: I.D.C. Ideology
IDC IDEOLOGY

Well when we walk into the room everybody stares,
Is it the way we look? If so I don’t care,
So go ahead take another look,
You think you read me like a book,
But looks are known to deceive,
I may not be what you perceive,
I don’t care what you think of me,
I don’t care what you think you see,
Welcome to my world man,
It’s IDC Ideology.

I don't even care, i don't even care
i don't care i don't care i don't even care

Well when I walk down the street,
I can’t help but feel the heat,
From your eyes, from your stares,
From all of your mean eyed glares,
Stink eyes seem to loom on me,
My outside is all you see,
Well if you don’t like the way I am,
Well then just let me be.

I don't even care, i don't even care
i don't care i don't care i don't even care

Well when we walk into the room everybody stares,
I DONT CARE! I DONT CARE! I DONT CARE!
Is it the way we look if so I don’t care,
I DONT CARE! I DONT CARE! I DONT CARE!
So go ahead take another look,
You think you read me like a book,
But looks are known to deceive,
This is what I believe,
Stink eyes seem to loom on me,
My outside is all you see,
I know you don’t like who I am,
So why don’t you just let me be.

I don't even care, i don't even care
i don't care i don't care i don't even care
i don't care i don't care i don't care
i don't even care

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