SnuFF E​.​P.

by Mustard Men

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"SNUFF" A 10 Track E.P. by Mustard Men to be released October 14, 2011. This E.P. is sure to pack more of a punch than Bruce Lee or Captain Falcon. Mustard Men's "SnuFF" was recorded LIVE with Barrett of TreeCity Studios on Reel-to-Reel Analog Tape. The sampling rate of infinity helped capture the intense Velociraptor sound that fateful day.

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released October 14, 2011

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Mustard Men Joliet, Illinois

The Mustard Men started in February of 2009 in a suburban Joliet basement. Mustard Men is a Punk Rock band.

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Track Name: Stuntman Mike
STUNTMAN MIKE

my name is stuntman mike and i never ever give a shit
danger is my middle name and this job i will never quit
maybe il jump your house man , on my badass bike
and when you see my land that shit you'll all be screaming stuntman mike.

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Track Name: Oddball
ODDBALL

odd - ball
yeah - he shot up the mall
cut - his wrists
in a bathroom stall
you- blame
you blame society
i- can't
i won't say the same.


why did johnny fall apart?
why did johnny play the parT?

whos to blame?
were all to blame?
whos to blame? whos to blame.
johnnys to blame.

you-blame
you blame -late night television
its all- the same
the same- with psycho vision

he can't - hold on
johnny is falling apart
he can't -go on
johnnys playing the part

cindy didnt see it coming
his mom and dad did not love him

whos to blame?
were all to blame?
whos to blame? whos to blame.
johnnys to blame.

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Track Name: Skate
SKATE

S K A T E
a board with wheels is all i need
il skate until the day i die
or until i can no longer ride my
S K A T E B O A R D SKATEBOARD

POLICE
they chase me down but can't catch me
manager yells tells me to leave
il skate whereever i please - mother fucker

S K A T E B O A R D

SKATEBOARD!

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Track Name: After Intial Date Sex
AFTER INITIAL DATE SEX

Well I went to a local bar last night and a little lady caught my eye,
Well I said hey there pretty baby can I buy you a drink and maybe we’ll go home together tonight,
She said well of course you can cause I’m awful thirsty and you’re such a gentleman,
Well I said thank you very much but it’s time to go can I please take you by the hand,

So we drove to my house and laid down by the fire, all night long we laughed and kissed and satisfied our desires.

And then the morning came and it was time to go I said pack your bags baby and get ready to roll,
Put your shit in my trunk and I’ll take you home, well we pulled up beside her house,
I said I hope you had fun bitch now get the fuck out, she said you know you can be a real big dick I said baby you don’t even know the half of it.

Well before you get too far there’s a little something you should know, I implanted something deep in you baby and now it’s starting to grow, I gave her aids. Yeah that’s right AIDS.

AIDS, AIDS, AIDS

Well I wanna go around the world, given my AIDS to every pretty girl.
Well I don’t even care about your health, just come on pretty baby and spread the wealth.
Well I’ve come too far now to let you go by, all I wanna do baby is make you cry.
Well I’ve come too far now to ever give up, I hate this fucking world and I’ve had enough.

I’ll give you AIDS.
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS.

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Track Name: Bright Lights
BRIGHT LIGHTS

They came from above
Bright Lights Insight
Don't know where from
All I know is we all better run
Cause theres no place to hide
Just face it, we're all gunna die
Whats that sound?
O NO! Its those god damn KLOWNS!

KILLER KLOWNS! KILLER KLOWNS! KILLER KLOWNS!
from OUTER SPACE!!!

There Here Right Now, They started there Landing, They'll Turn us all into Cotton Candy.

KILLER KLOWNS! KILLER KLOWNS! KILLER KLOWNS!
from OUTER SPACE!!!

No place to go, no place to hide, those killer klowns are going to eat us alive!


KILLER KLOWNS! KILLER KLOWNS! KILLER KLOWNS!
from OUTER SPACE!!!

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Track Name: Elephant Song
ELEPHANT SONG

Is life supposed to feel this routine
hiding the paths that i cant see
i want it, i fiend it, i need it now
with no guide to show me how

a hypno show has been revealed to me
made to make us assume this is how life's supposed to be
with true intentions and no time to wait
i don't know how much more i can take

give me a signal to let me know to go
paralyzed by what we know
give or take, they'll take every time
riding on a dying lie
in the end i know I'm not alone
the paths are many and now are shown
the jig is up and i understand
its time to wake up its eight a.m.
Track Name: Eight A.M.
EIGHT A.M.

Get Up, Get Dressed
Go to school, Go to class
Get good grades, Graduate
go to college, get a job
buy a house, live your life.

Fall into place now
switch it up every hour
all the things that in your mind have no power
its time to go now, time to give a fuck
you don't need that
when all you need is luck.

everyday now
you do the same old thing
getting by what you call
your american dream
you set your standards low
and your dreams even lower
living with regret now
really blows

Fall into place now
switch it up every hour
all the things that in your mind have no power
its time to go now, time to give a fuck
you don't need that
when all you need is luck.

GO!

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Track Name: Sexual Harassment
SEXUAL HARASSMENT

Well a lady at her work, her boss is a fuckin’ jerk,
Always tryin’ to tease and flirt,
Always tryin’ to look up her skirt,
When he tries to grab your crotch,

Kick him in the dick and take him down a notch? Right!

Sexual harassment! Never give up scream and fight!
Fight for what u know is right! Sexual harassment!

Well a women at her job,
Her boss is a fuckin’ slob,
Always staring at her tits,
So show him you're sick of it,

When he tries to cop a feel, kick him in the dick stiletto heel? Right!

Well a lady at her place of business,
Man her managers fuckin’ worthless,
Says her uniform is a mess,
He just wants to see her undress,

He says take it off right here, take a pencil stab him in the ear!

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Track Name: Box-Office Slut
BOX-OFFICE SLUT

Michael Bay fucking sucks
He's a dick-less piece of chicken shit
i hope that he falls off a cliff
and after he has fallen to his doom
he'll get ripped apart and eaten by rabid raccoons

cause Michael bay fucking sucks
a real butt-fuck, a box-office slut
cause Michael bay fucking sucks
his movies really fucking suck

Michael Bay you fucking suck

Michael Bay fucking sucks
I want to take a real big shit and put it in his mailbox
cause i hate the stupid movies that that assholes makes
i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you Michael Bay

cause Michael bay fucking sucks
a real butt-fuck, a box-office slut
cause Michael bay fucking sucks
his movies really fucking suck

Michael Bay you fucking suck

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Track Name: Doprah
DOPRAH

Oprah has important things to say
According to her Network show and all those magazines
don't want my mom to be a Winfrey zombie
Hand me over that remote control and take Oprah off my TV.

Oprah you suck Doprah you suck Oprah you suck Doprah you suck

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